I don’t follow hockey, I mean it’s summer, why is there hockey games going on now? oh well, anyway, some guys at the office were freaking out about this big deal Stan Leak-up game? and I think they said Chicago? won it? I don’t know, they were pretty excited. Can you tell that I’m not? This cup I guess is a big deal and gets its own parade, which they all decided to watch this morning. With this public display of aggression, I learned a new meaning of the word Hockey, plainly, insanity. These people are nuts, first of all, they have no TEETH really? how is that cool?

ok, point, here it is, along with all the craziness I observed from their screens, there was CONFETTI galore, this would make a princess party with confetti cake at walt disney land look like it was lacking some confetti. So, with all this paper fling around in the air i thought to myself, “Why not paper shreddings?” It would be so economical, environmental, and fun. They could collect shreds from various businesses.  Crosscut shredder paper could create short small pieces and strip cut shredder long flowy pieces! In a way it could look COOLER than regular confetti. And if anyone argued that it wasn’t safe and that someone could find the various pieces and piece confidential paper back together, I say impossible. There would be so many hundreds of thousands of shreds of paper flying around in so many different areas (things drift) that the likely hood of a whole grouping of one document would land in enough proximity to one another for it to be at all plausible to put back together.. and for someone to try, well they have no lives.


well back to the trenches
-Teagan

How does one frost like this?!!? please, i want to know!

cupcakesoftheday:

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mmmm, those look good, like little dessert hamburgers!

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